Welcome to the Bare Minimum Club
Funny, useful digital survival kits for overwhelming days, questionable budgets, and very human humans. Small steps. No personality transplant required.
For people who are trying their best. Allegedly.
Today's big achievement
You showed up. Counts.
Our no-pressure promise
Useful over perfect.
Humor, not hustle culture.
Digital tools. Zero shipping.
Less overwhelm. More manageable.
We're building practical printables for the parts of adulting nobody put in the brochure. Here's what's on the drawing board.
01 / The motivation situation
A survival kit concept for turning a noisy brain dump into one doable next step. Not a color-coded reinvention of your entire existence.
The goal: less staring at the list. More crossing off one thing.
Budget and meal-planning tools that make room for real life, not an imaginary unlimited grocery budget.
Workday survival sheets and funny affirmation cards for the inbox, the meetings, and the deep breath afterward.
Gentle reset prompts and five-minute wellness challenges. A little preparation, without sacrificing your whole Sunday.
Pick your level of together-ish
Planned launch pricing · USD
One everyday struggle. A small, focused toolkit.
Tiny daily actions, without the all-or-nothing energy.
A bigger collection for several flavors of adulting.
These are planned prices, not live offers. Available downloads, contents, and final prices are shown in the shop.
No new you required
Find a little help for the day you're actually having. The laundry can wait another five minutes.